The weekend is nearly here. You’re absolutely exhausted from a week of late nights and early mornings. You’re already promising yourself you’ll take it easy this weekend, that it’d be nice to wake up on Sunday without the usual brutal, satanic hangover.

Yeah – and maybe you’ll take up long distance running and start working on the next great English novel. Ha!

Let’s get real here. We all know that in actual fact, the weekend will go a little something like this…

YOU GET HOME KNACKERED…

…so knackered, you might actually stick to your promise of staying in all weekend. You settle down in front of the television, and it really seems to be happening. And it would happen, until that moment…

YOUR FRIEND TEXTS YOU, AND THE NIGHT INSTANTLY CHANGES

You know it’s going to get messy. So for some reason, you decide that you have to look your absolute best. It’s time to…

GET GLAMOROUS

Your ready to go, and you’re meeting your friends at the venue in 10 minutes. But there’s no way you’re leaving the house without a bit of Dutch courage. This calls for desperate measures – you’ve got no choice to…

INITIATE EMERGENCY PRE-DRINK PROTOCOL

Sorted. You’re feeling good, and you’ve completely kissed goodbye to the lazy weekend. It’s time to go hard. You rock up at the club, and your squad are loyally waiting for you outside. They see you and this happens.

CREW LOVE

The crew has been fully assembled, so it’s time to step into the club and…

MAKE YOUR MARK

Everyone in the club is blown away by your moves, because no one can deny the impressive reality that…

ALCOHOL + YOU = DANCE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE

….but in actual fact, the reality is quite different….

By this point, you’ve had a few too many Mojitos, and luckily for you, your ever loyal cronies know when you’ve had enough (even if you don’t)….

The next thing you know, you wake up in bed. It’s 3pm, and you can’t believe you did this to yourself again. Looks like you’ll spend the whole day in bed, suffering from a…

BRUTAL HANGOVER

It’s the kind of hangover you genuinely believe you’ll never come back from. You wait it out a few hours, and it feels like all hope is lost. Until…

YOUR FRIEND TEXTS YOU AND THE NIGHT INSTANTLY CHANGES (AGAIN)

Somehow, against every reasonable impulse in your soul, you muster up the strength to repeat everything all over again.

In a way, it’s a good job that weekdays exist, or else you might genuinely end up repeating this kind of behaviour every single day.

But that’s why you’ve got to make the most of the weekend. And if you really want to squeeze the most out of it, get involved in our Big Weekend event. It’s going to be absolutely wild, and we definitely won’t judge your questionable dance moves. Book in advance to make sure you don’t miss out!

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