These inanimate objects just can’t catch a break in love…
1. This roof’s been scorned far too many times before.
2. This guy never gets any matches on Tinder
3. She’s going to wash that man right out of her…
4. This mop’s just too independent
5. He won’t be tied down by no-one
6. This pie doesn’t think it can ever trust again
7. This pepper cries every time the fridge light goes off.
8. No one truly understands this apple, or its bonnet.
9. This one’s got a resting bitch face and it makes her really unapproachable.
10. She found her ex with his hand in another bag.
But YOU are not an inanimate object.
YOU can find love.
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