These inanimate objects just can’t catch a break in love…

1. This roof’s been scorned far too many times before.

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2. This guy never gets any matches on Tinder

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3. She’s going to wash that man right out of her…

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4. This mop’s just too independent

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5. He won’t be tied down by no-one

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6. This pie doesn’t think it can ever trust again

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7. This pepper cries every time the fridge light goes off.

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8. No one truly understands this apple, or its bonnet.

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9. This one’s got a resting bitch face and it makes her really unapproachable.

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10. She found her ex with his hand in another bag.

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But YOU are not an inanimate object.

YOU can find love.

Eat your heart out this Valentine’s Day with 2 courses and a glass of Prosecco for £14.95 at Revolution. Book here. 

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