1. I need to get a hobby. This week, I WILL try something new.
2. Volunteering. I’ll do good and feel good.
3. But that bag won’t pay for itself.
4. I’m fat
5. Is that a spot? I am too old for this shit.
6. I will not get this drunk again. EVER.
7. I need wine.
8. My life’s so stressful.
9. Oh good another engagement announcement on Facebook.
10. Oh great. Another baby picture. Why do all babies look like aliens?
11. I will never get married or have babies. I’m far too in to my career.
12. I want a husband and a baby! I’m going to die alone.
13. Do I like my job? Should I quit?
14. I’m going to quit and travel the word.
16. I need to save money. I’ll make my own lunch. * Eats overpriced sushi *
17. I wonder if people stalk me on Facebook as much as I stalk them?
18. I have GOT to be fitter in real life.
19. My life’s so hard.
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