So the weekend is over and everything just got real. But it’s important to know that you are not alone on such a sad day. Here are the thoughts that everyone has on a Monday:
1. Yay! Sunday!
3. It’s not Sunday at all, is it?
5. I think I want to cry.
6. Okay, I can do this.
7. Come at me, Monday! Yeah!
8. Actually, no.
9. Go away, Monday.
10. Seriously, Monday. GO AWAY.
11. Remember Saturday?
12. It’s okay, I’m going to stay positive.
16. I really need to drink less coffee.
17. Maybe lunch will help.
18. More food.
19. More food.
20. Shouldn’t have eaten all the food.
21. Imagine a little room at work where you could have a nap?
22. Or even a nap under the desk. So warm and cosy…
23. ARRGGH! ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP AT MY DESK.
24. I’m so fired.
25. I’m so tired.
26. Next weekend I am just sleeping for the whole time.
27. Or partying.
28. Probably partying, actually.
29. How many hours is it until the weekend?
30. Home time!
31. Straight home for an early night.
32. Well, just one quick drink won’t harm.
33. Okay, a couple of drinks with dinner.
34. I WANT TO PARTY.
35. Wooo! MONDAYS RULE!
36. I’m drunk on a Monday. FFS.
38. Definitely having a quiet night tomorrow.
39. Or maybe Wednesday.
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