Work’s Christmas party is the worst bit of your job that no one warned you about.
After all, who the hell thought you’d want to spend your spare time with a bunch of socially awkward colleagues who already occupy basically all of your usual waking hours?
But then again, maybe we’re being a little bit Grinch-y about it. As with most situations that include a lot of booze, there’s always a way to squeeze a good time out of it.
Try looking at it this way…
1. Free Bar
Did someone say free bar? Well, everyone apart from your boss that is. You’ve probably taken the time to eye up your boss over the last few weeks and months to determine whether they’re willing to put their hand in their pocket for those everyday things like tea and coffee.
Although it is often a good indicator to know whether a free bar will be in place at the Christmas party, or if you’re going to be surviving the night on a ration of drinks tokens, it’s no certainty.
Who knows, maybe your tight-fisted boss is saving the pennies to go ‘large’ at the Christmas Party. Either way, they’ll be wanting to impress the workforce, so expect a couple of free drinks at the very least and maybe even a free bar too, if you’re lucky. Be ready to take advantage.
2. Keeping Your Job
Obviously, turning up to your work Xmas party is not going to be the difference in whether you’ve still got a job in January, but there is some science behind it.
Some bosses take it personally, like REALLY personally, if you’re a no-show. Rather weirdly, they’d be happier to see you getting merry on their money than sat at home watching the Gogglebox Christmas special, or something much worse.
Be warned: The dreaded Christmas party is often used as a test to see whether you’re comfortable with your colleagues and if you’re a ‘team player’.
3. The Christmas Party Stories
Clearly, the large majority of the office conversations for the next 12 months are going to revolve around this year’s Christmas party antics. Witnessing the debauchery of your fellow colleagues is only going to set you up with conversation gold for the next year. Plus, you’ll now know how ‘Filthy’ Simon in accounts got that nickname.
Not only that, you’ll also be able to tell any new workmates about that ex-colleague who did something so ridiculous at last year’s Christmas party it’s the sole reason why they’re now an ex-colleague.
4. You won’t be talked about
No one wants to be the butt of the office jokes just because they decided to wash their hair on the same night as the work Christmas party, but it’s known to happen. Being labelled as boring is not cool, so we suggest that you quickly finish drying your hair, don your gladrags and hitch a ride to your local Revolution. Pronto!
5. It’s probably not that bad…
Nervous energy naturally surrounds the build up to the often fateful Christmas party, but trust us, they’re probably not as bad as they first seem.
Each and every one of your colleagues are in the same awkward boat as you, so just relax. Fine tuning your small talk and perfecting that dead-behind-the-eyes smile are two killer moves. If these fall short of the mark, it’s head down and straight to the bar.
Well, If it’s really that bad, you’ll be reassured to know that it’s only another 12 months until you have to do it all again.
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