We’ve all been there. Last night you were the life and soul of the party, everyone wanted a picture of you and they definitely loved seeing your David Brent impression seventeen times.

But now it’s the morning, and it feels like seventeen tiny David Brents are using your brain to practice the merengue. You’re hungover AF. The miserable yang to a glorious party’s gin.

Wait. It’s yin, isn’t it? Look, okay, we’re struggling too.

Now, you could throw in the puke-stained towel and text your Mum the deets of your preferred funeral playlist. Sure. Or, you could leave the 53 minutes of Lana Del Rey for another time and get these things in your belly ASAP.

You need a pizza this

A Greek philosopher once said “the only thing more powerful than a human’s touch is the touch of pizza to one’s mouth”. We think it was Plato. Or maybe Socrates. We’re sure it was one of the big ones, okay.

But holy cow were they right.

Fill up on a Full English

We’re not sure we’ll ever know the science behind the classic full English fry up and it’s hangover-curing abilities. Maybe it’s the special chemistry of the eggs, sausages, beans and bacon. Perhaps it’s magic. All we know is that it bloody well WORKS.

Bacon, Bacon and more bloomin’ bacon

Are you waiting for an accompaniment? Look, you’re on death’s door here, you can’t be getting fussy on us now. If need be, stick a few slices on cheap squidy white and make your choice between red or brown sauce.

Take it from us, bacon isn’t just a hangover cure. It’s better than any bae too. While true love happens once in a lifetime, bacon can happen eleven times a day, if you want it to.

Bae-rittos

It’s a tortilla safety blanket. A cushion of soothing guacamole. A warm hug that says everything’s going to be okay.

Thank you for being there, burritos. Just… Thank you.  

We loaf you, bread

Bread is probably the best food in the entire world.

You can enjoy bread hot, cold, fried, and even with bloody crisps in between. You might not know it yet, but bread is the only food worthy of BFF status AND it will even stay loyal when you run off and do the Atkins diet for 18 hours.  

We don’t deserve you, bread. And we’ll try to stop people covering you in avocados, we promise.

 

It’s Friday, so the chances are you’re going to need a bit of this medicine tomorrow morning.

Lucky for you, we’ve got all of these heavenly bits and loads more on our glorious food menu. So choose your treat-ment, book a table and get ready to be cured!

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