We all love a good party, but when it comes to going really big these famous shindig show-offs really know how take it to the next level. Here are some party stories from our favourite celebrities.*
“I remember one time when I was over at Simon Cowell’s house and things got a bit crazy. We’d eaten a really garlicky pizza and I decided to clean my teeth. So there I was, brushing away when in walks Simon! I’d only bloody forgot to lock the bathroom door! Wild times.”
“There’s been so many amazing parties around LA over the last few years that I can barely remember them. But that’s probably because I haven’t been to any. I just prefer to stay in with a hot water bottle and Grand Designs on 4oD to be honest.”
“Although my life is pretty much one big party, there was one night that really blew my mind. I can’t say too much but it involved Piers Morgan, several bottles of Um Bongo and a four hour game of Scrabble. I’m still recovering from the madness of it all!”
“If there’s one thing I love more than anything, it is an Avon party. Me and all the gals get together, maybe share a bottle of Lambrini and treat ourselves to some new makeup at a bargain price. Most of the time we are done for 10pm too, so I can get home to listen to the shipping forecast on Radio 4. Winner!”
“Most people think that a good party requires loud music, alcohol and large amounts of people. Not so. I had a perfectly acceptable get-together last week with just two friends. We drank tea, caught up on the latest financial news and shared an entire pack of custard cream biscuits. I know, I know. We’re complete animals.”
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*In case you missed the joke, these quotes are fictional. We just did it for the LOLs. Because we are totes hilarious.