Listen up, Southend. We’re finally gonna lay all our cards on the table… We’ve been doing some snoopin’ on your lil’ town.
What did we learn? Well, we know you’re not all boring grannies and boyracers. We also know that you are well better than – whisper it now – Brighton or Blackpool or some other seaside town.
And we even conducted extensive research of hundreds of samples to deduce that Rossi’s ice cream is simply the best in the world. Seriously, we ate a lot.
Basically, we know you’re awesome, Southend.
But we think it’s about time you learnt just how awesome we are too. We know we’re gonna fit right in with your lovely little town, and to prove it, here’s a rundown of why you should definitely be excited that we’re coming to Southend.
Cocktails with heritage
Look, we push the limits of cocktail wizardry every single day. And after teaming up with the experts at Ketel One and their silky smooth vodka, it’s safe to say that we’re living up to our title as complete masters of cocktail making.
From our Ketel Mar-tea-ni, a creation that’s sure to be everyone’s cup of tea, to our Mango Loco, a crazy vodkaccino topped with Rainbow Drops, one thing’s for sure with this menu… Expect the unexpected.
If you think you can handle a menu 325 years in the making, check out the full thing here.
Big on flavour
Don’t be fooled, we’re not just about mixing up the most perfect blends. We know you take food seriously, so we do too.
That’s exactly why we’ve applied the same skills and crazy imagination you see in our cocktails, and put them to work in the kitchen. The result is a food menu that isn’t just fuel, it’s cause for a celebration. And you know we’re all about celebrating.
Go on – choose your massive tastes here.
Iconic Handcrafted Flavours
Dr Pepper. Jelly Baby. Rhubarb and Custard. That’s right, and we’re only just scratching the surface.
What started as a bit of a crazy, adventurous (maybe even illegal?) experiment in our first bar, with a madman, a blender and a vodka-guzzling baby llama, has grown into our very own Handcrafted Flavour factory.
Now? We produce over 30 zany, ridiculously mouth-watering choices… But the question is, have you got the nerve to try XXX Chilli?
We know how to throw an epic party
Work hard. Play harder. That’s what we’re all about.
For more than two decades, we’ve been campaigning against those ordinary nights out we’ve all just accepted as the norm. We’ve moderated any form of moderation and basically, we’ve made the good times bloody great.
Are you ready to party, Southend? We sure hope so, because before you know it, we’ll be on your doorstep.
Our launch party is happening soon, and it’s going to show Southend just how extraordinary we really are. Click here to register for your ticket to the BIGGEST party of the year.