Halloween. That time of the year when the fake blood flows like wine and spray-on spiderweb sales increase by 10,000%. But despite the trend for ever more elaborate fancy dress costumes, a quick rummage around the hidden wardrobes of the Internet turns up some real horrors. Here are some of the best of the worst:
“Hmm, what shall I dress up as for the Halloween party this year?”
Cone and get it
Nothing screams ‘party’ like a traffic cone!
Dat outfit dough
Apparently, this costume is called ‘sexy pizza‘. Just let that sink in. Sexy. Pizza.
Fry me to the moon
Continuing the ‘dressing up as food‘ theme, here is the perfect option for the couple who want to show the world just how greasy and unhealthy they are. FUN. We meant fun.
Or as we like to call it, ‘dignity‘.
This is known as the Hip Hop Hamsta. No, we have no idea either.
Want to do Halloween properly? Come and see us. No sexy pizza outfit required.