You’ve waited all year for your birthday. It’s the biggest event on your social calendar. But THAT song, is the longest 20 seconds of your life and puts a proper damper on the whole party spirit. While everyone gathers around to intensely stare at you while singing ‘Happy Birthday,’ you need a plan. Because this just can’t go on.

So here are your options:

1. Sing along. This day’s all about you so go with it.

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2. Nod and smile just nod and smile

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3. Clap along manically

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4. Pick one person in the crowd and do not break eye contact

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5. Look everyone in the eyes. Everyone needs to feel appreciated.

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6. Start eating the cake. You might as well keep busy

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7. Close your eyes and wait until the torture ends.

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8. Judge them, X Factor-style. You’re totes the new Simon Cowell

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9. Pretend you’re the conductor and your fingers are the batons.

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10. Think about vodka. And the awesome party you’ll be having at Revolution.

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