We know, we know. These chalkboard signs are literally everywhere nowadays.
Mostly, they’re full of Happy Hour deals, the odd inspirational quote, or a lame Dad joke the bartender was positive was absolutely hilarious.
But sometimes, especially in London, these chalkboards are actually good. Like, just the right amount of cheeky, and guaranteed to leave you chucklin’ for the rest of the day. So to prove it, here are some of our favourites.
1. Danger ahead
We wouldn’t risk it either mate.
2. Good nutrition
Facts, science AND beer? We’ll take five large salads, please.
3. Sage advice for chocoholics
Interesting… We need to make a few calls.
5. Hydration is key
Ever heard of someone getting heat stroke in a pub? We haven’t. So it mustn’t have ever happened.
6. So Inspirational
Yesterday, we wanted to see a witty yet inspirational chalkboard about wine. #followyourdreams
Ha. Yeah. Energy. (Okay, if you didn’t get it either, there’s no shame here. Just do a little chuckle, nod like someone who knows basic science, and just scroll onto the next one.)
8. The art of persuasion
We’re suddenly feeling very thirsty.
9. Decisions Decisions
We know which one we’d choose.
10. 99 problems
Let’s be real, we all know when Jay Z said ‘bitch’, he definitely meant ‘a warming pint of the black stuff’.
You’ve got the best sense of humour and we can’t wait to join one of your most down-to-Earth suburbs. That’s right, get ready for our London Putney bar and restaurant, ‘cause we’ll be raising the bar with the finest cocktails, most delicious foodie bits and some truly unforgettable nights out.