We love Twitter.

While Facebook’s primary purpose is stalking your old school friends for a delicious shot of schadenfreude, and Instagram is all about perfect bodies and filtered sunsets, we can’t help but make our way to the hilarity and sass of Twitter more and more often.

And when you combine Twitter and food? Well, name a more iconic duo.

We’ll wait.

1. We thought we’d do a meat pun about this… 

But we’d probably butcher it! Ha ha! We can hear your sigh from here! And it hurts! So thanks!

2. We are so unbelievably annoyed we didn’t come up with this first. 

Have we sent this girl a DM asking her to join our cocktail and food-naming team? We couldn’t possibly comment during contract negotiations.

3. This was fully deserved tbqhwy. 

Imagine roast potatoes not being the highlight of your Sunday? Or your week? Or your life? Completely unacceptable if you ask us, and suspending these potato-hating people from social media is just the start.

4. We think about this every single day. 

If anybody is willing to devote a year of their time making A4 toast a reality please email us at wereallywantthisinourlives@a4toast.com.

5. Cursed image. 

This makes us feel extremely uneasy and we don’t know why. How do you delete somebody else’s tweet?

6. Where is the lie? 

THERE IS NO LIE. AVOCADOS ARE A SCAM. THEY’RE NEVER RIPE. THEY’RE ALWAYS ALMOST RIPE. OR SLIGHTLY OVER RIPE. SO THEY NEVER TASTE QUITE AS GOOD AS THEY COULD. AS YOU CAN TELL WE HAVE A LOT OF BIG FEELINGS ABOUT THIS AND WE’RE NOT SORRY.

7. What are you playing at, Jane? 

We really feel like JakeyD deserves better than this. No garlic bread? With chilli con carne? In this economy? Unforgivable if you ask us.

8. Say when…

We love this tweet so much that we want to run away with it to France on a ferry and propose to it at the P&O gift shop surrounded by 400 miniature Eiffel Towers. We’re not even kidding.

9. The sign has spoken. The people must prepare the sacrifice. 

Get that baby some jelly and get this tweet a Pulitzer.

10. Some more unacceptable behaviour. 

You, an idiot: Violence is never the answer. You should talk through your problems with other people like a mature adult.

Us, intellectuals: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

 

Now, if these food tweets are not just making you LOL, but making you hungry too…

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