1. No pints are over a fiver. EVER. There would be an uprising.
2. In fact, all drinks are reasonably priced
3. And Happy Hour really is happy.
4. Having a real local where everybody knows your name.
5. Waking up with photos of new best friends from the night before and having no idea who they are. Strangers are just friends to be made.
6. Everyone’s always up for it, especially on pay day!
7. The sun is so rare that when it does come out, we’re NOT leaving the beer garden
8. Heels can be high because taxi prices are low
9. There ain’t no holding back on the dance floor. The northerner’s motto is “dance like everyone’s watching”.
10. When you want dirty food, you can get it within 5 steps of your position.