Yeah, yeah. We know. We are awesome. But sometimes being this next level insanely perfect can get, well, tiring. So, here are some reasons why you shouldn’t bother visiting us.
The cocktails look sooo unrefreshing
Really, how could this Jar o’ Gin be thirst quenching and delicious in any way?
And totally not exciting in any way
Customisable cocktails with endless possible combinations and flavours? Whatevs.
And don’t get us started on the limited choice of vodka flavours
30 flavours including Bakewell Tart and Black Pepper? Too much choice, if anything.
Then there’s the lack of variation in the food menu
Yeah, yeah. Sharing crates full of the world’s finest street food. What’s wrong with a greasy kebab?
Just boring, unappetizing options
That image is not making us hungry IN THE SLIGHTEST.
And the desserts aren’t gooey and sweet and tasty in any way
Not bothered about eating this. At all.
The decor in the bars is just not classy enough
Who would want to sit at that bar drinking cocktails with your mates?
The views are just so uninspiring
Picturesque views of the Thames in a relaxed, laid back atmosphere? YAWN.
And if you want a cool, sophisticated private area look elsewhere
Yeah, but that chandelier must be a bugger to clean.
Does anyone really have a properly good night at Revolution?
This doesn’t look like a great night out in any way, shape or form.
These people are clearly not having the time of their lives
All of these people are obviously regretting spending their night in Revolution.
Overall, it just isn’t the kind of place you’d like.
Still not put off? Well, you should probably sign up to the mailing list then. Fill in your details below and we’ll have more really boring, not fun things to share with you soon.