Ah, Halloween costumes.
For most of us, Halloween revolves around an intimate knowledge of costume shop return policies, last-minute realisations that your outfit is just a bit sh*t, and desperately trying to scrape together an alter ego with loo roll and a limited wardrobe.
But for celebs? Well, it means sipping espresso martinis and being guaranteed a million likes on Insta while a squadron of makeup artists carefully apply layers of prosthetics.
So to give you some much-needed inspo with a hint of jealousy this Halloween, we’re rounding up the very best celebrity Halloween costumes that left us all completely FROOK…
(That’s freaked out and shook.)
1. HEIDI KLUM
Oh, honey bunny.
The undisputed Queen of celebrity Halloween costumes, Heidi Klum (yes, that’s actually her) added a complete hair transplant, rubber eyelids, and a fake derriere – as you do – to completely put your lame cat ears to shame this Halloween.
2. BEYONCÉ AND JAY-Z
Let’s be honest, couples’ Halloween costumes can be a bit, well, plug-and-socket lame… Unless you’re celebrity royalty of course.
99 problems but a couples’ Halloween costume ain’t one, right?
3. KATY PERRY
Yes, that’s Katy Perry. Dressed as a cheeto. Holding a bag of cheetos.
We don’t even know what to think anymore, but this should probably be your next Halloween outfit.
4. KYLIE JENNER
Give her some room, she’s coming through.
A lil’ more dirrrty than spooky, Kylie Jenner did a Halloween throwback that left us all completely shook last year by capturing XTina’s most iconic look from 2002… When Kylie was just FIVE.
5. JESSICA ALBA
Okay sweetie, we’ll admit it, we’re just a lil’ bit in love with Jessica Alba’s Ab Fab homage.
Bottle of Bolly? Check. Leopard-print jacket? Check. Patsy’s signature swigging pose? CHECK CHECK CHECK.
6. ED SHEERAN
Let’s be real, the best part of this outfit? Not the pose. Not the jacket. Not even the flairs. It’s the fact Ed didn’t even need to bother wearing a wig to pull it off.
7. NICKI MINAJ
Wait. Hold up. That’s not Nicki Minaj, is it?
Oh, it’s actually Ellen dressed as Nicki Minaj for Halloween… Really, who can tell the difference?
8. KATY PERRY
Yep, we know, Katy Perry twice?
Well, the very next year after she championed cheetos, she went and whipped out the ultimate mic drop. As in, she dressed as an actual mic and fell in slow-motion to the tune of ‘Drop It Like It’s Hot’, putting your cheap but super-quirky homemade Halloween costume to shame. Again.
9. MINDY KALING
Planning on dressing up as your favourite movie character this Halloween?
Well, take a leaf out of Mindy Kaling’s book and forget all the been-there-done-that options like Harley Quinn or James Bond, and dress as one of Tom Hanks’ lesser known characters instead.
If this has been all the inspo you need to dress up for Halloween tonight…
Get down to our Night of the Bat Halloween Bash! Kickin’ off at 5pm with ghosts, ghouls and Bacardi-filled cocktails, we’ll be gettin’ our FREAK ON all night long!
The best bit? It’s still not too late to book a table, so throw on your fake derriere for that Jessica Rabbit costume, and get your butt down here!