“Well, what we could really do with this Christmas is some stock imagery of an angry looking man in some sort of dodgy tracksuit ensemble and a Santa hat, perched awkwardly on a children’s tricycle with an 8 foot Christmas tree slung over his shoulder.” Said no one, EVER.
Looking for festive Christmas stock photography? Well, you better keep on looking cos this list of the best worst Christmas photos are defs NSFW.
Things are about to get real weird. We are so sorry.
1. Ho ho hope I don’t get mugged.
2. You’ll never guess what it is!
3. Maybe he’s just finishing wrapping it?
4. It’s beginning to look a lot like vermin.
5. You better watch out, you better not cry.
6. ‘Woah, you mentioned Santa again. I’ve told you – he doesn’t exist, Jasmine!’
7. Literally no idea.
8. ‘You’re okay with going to my parents’ this year, yeah?’
9. We’re betting there’s a dead animal in that box.
10. Come on, you KNEW a pony couldn’t fit into that box.
11. How could anyone wearing that sweater ever be sad?
12. ‘I’ll show them not real.’
13. Too much tinsel?
14. No words.
15. Three hairless cats around a Christmas present. Happy holidays everyone!
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimised by any of the above images. *raises hand*
Let’s never speak of this again. Instead, make sure you get lots of festive spirit in your life with a Christmas party at Revolution. We’ve got all you want for Christmas and more. No sad Santas at all, we promise.