Steeped in history, as photogenic as it gets, and visited by millions each and every year… Yep, it’s our glamorous cocktail menu.
What’s that? Oh, okay, we guess London’s landmarks are pretty good too.
So good in fact, we’re showing you just how ready we are to land in lovely lil’ Putney by pairing the MUST-TASTE attractions of our insane cocktail menu with the absolute MUST-SEE landmarks of the capital.
Please note: artistic license will be used frequently and sometimes in excess.
HYDE PARK IS OUR GARDEN OF EDEN
If there’s anything as seriously scenic as the lakes, rose gardens and green paradise of Hyde Park, it’s our Garden of Eden.
Made with a generous helping of Beefeater gin, Teichenné Peach schnapps, green apple syrup, apricot, lemon, AND served in a watering can so you can pretend you’re real outdoorsy…
This mix is the perfect respite from the hustle and bustle of the city.
BUCKINGHAM PALACE IS OUR ROYAL SANGRIA
We know what you’re thinking, what could a Spanish party drink possibly have in common with the Queen’s luxurious digs?
Well, our Royal Sangria has been around forever, is just a lil’ bit posh, and it’s even served in a swanky carafe that’s completely fit for royalty!
Also, just an FYI, but it’s called a Royal Sangria. R-O-Y-A-L.
You just can’t argue with this logic.
CAMDEN MARKET IS OUR UNICORN FRAPPÉ
Just as Camden Market is the jewel in London’s cultural crown, our Unicorn Frappé is the magical beauty of our cocktail menu.
Come on, just look at it.
And with glorious Ketel One vodka, our very own Raspberry and Ice Cream Handcrafted Flavour, strawberry purée, wonderfully whipped cream and mythical unicorn dust, this is a photogenic mix that’s universally loved, desperately cool, and trendier than a comically-large beard soaked in some new, organic craft ale.
TRAFALGAR SQUARE IS OUR STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI
Named after a British naval victory from way back, home to statues of past English royalty, and a London landmark since the 13th century. It’s safe to say that Trafalgar Square is completely dripping in historical significance, just like the blended brilliance of our Strawberry Daiquiri.
Expertly mixed for over a hundred years by Cuban Cantineros, for our own take we use Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, vanilla liqueur, strawberry purée, lime, grenadine, and just like the fourth plinth at Trafalgar, we add something a lil’ bit different…
A Giant Strawb candy to make the Cuban classic EVEN sweeter!
THE TATE MODERN IS OUR BLANK CANVAS
We’re not one to toot our own horn (we most definitely are), this lil’ number deserves its own place – nay, exhibit – in the Tate ASAP.
When it comes to the Blank Canvas, destiny is in your hands. We do some of the work, starting you off with crisp Ketel One vodka, lemon juice, sugar, and soda, but then it’s time to get your hands dirty with more than 30 Handcrafted Flavours to add to to the mix.
And let’s be real, this cocktail is WELL more interesting, delicious, and revolutionary than the actual blank canvases you see in the Tate.
Can’t wait to visit taste ALL of these?
We know what you’re going through, but before you know it, we’ll be landing in Putney with our own brand of brilliant shizz.
That’s the best food you’ve ever tasted, extraordinary parties on the daily, and ALL these cocktails you’ll love plus loads more.
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