More cringeworthy than walking in on someone in the bathroom, more embarrassing than accidentally dribbling mid-conversation and more humiliating than waving back at someone who wasn’t waving at you and going for the hair stroke instead. These chat-up lines are bad. Seriously bad.  They couldn’t work. They totally could never work.

Could they?

Challenge accepted…

 

1. For the Harry Potter fan:

Are you a dementor, ’cause you take my breath away.

 

2. For the geeky one.

Do you work with computers? Because you just turned my software into hardware.

 

 

3. For the one who isn’t that fussy.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

 

4. For the first on the dance floor:

You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

 

 

5. For the one with the foamy upper lip.

Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte

 

6. For the one who will let you finish your sentence.

Are you related to Yoda? Because Yodalicious

 

 

7. For the one with all the junk in the trunk

I’m a pirate and I’m here for your booty.

 

 

8. The you’ve got nothing to lose one.

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

 

9. For the quirky one

If you were a nose nugget, i’d pick you first.

 

 

 

10: For in the doctor’s surgery.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

 

 

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