
This is not a drill… BIG PARTY INCOMING.
We’ve intercepted reports of SUSPECTED DANCE FLOOR ACTIVITY
High levels of VODKA. COCKTAILS. PARTY. detected across all areas.
The summer is here, and we’re kicking off 1/2 bank holidays the only way we know how.
☀️ DAYTIME DAMAGE
Bottomless brunch going OFF. Day parties in full flow.
🌙 NIGHT MODE ACTIVATED
Late night antics. Party until lights up.
Consider this your official warning:
Revs will be operating at MAXIMUM VIBES.
MAY DAY. MAY DAY.
We repeat… this bank holiday is going OFF.
