Obvs, we’re not saying you don’t party hard.
Come on, you once had four jägerbombs on a night out. You know all the words to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. You’ve been to the same foam party as Gaz from Geordie Shore.
So yeah, there’s no doubt about it, you definitely party hard.
But if we’re being completely honest, no matter how many jägers you can guzzle, you probably can’t measure up to some of these booze-loving celebs.
And if you don’t believe us?
Well, sit back, get yourself a drink, and let us round up the famous people that party harder than you ever could.
We’re just gonna come out and say it, party Kate Moss is our spirit animal.
Not only is she a complete icon, but when you hear that she blagged her way onto an EasyJet flight in Turkey while three sheets to the wind, you realise she might just be the best bud you could ever have.
You might be the complete party animal of your friendship group, but you’re not quite fighting your hangovers with tiger blood in your veins, are you?
So with that in mind, may the legend that is Charlie Sheen rest in peace.
Wait, what do you mean he’s not dead?
Let’s face it, if we went from unsuccessfully auditioning for Boyzone to starring alongside the likes of Al Pacino and Angelina Jolie, we’d probably go on a bit of a bender too.
And Colin Farrell didn’t disappoint, going on such a mad one he doesn’t even remember the filming of Miami Vice.
While you were busy trying to make fetch happen, Lindsay Lohan was ignoring her publicist and doing whatever the hell she wanted for a decade.
And with stories of entire week-long parties, getting kicked out of hotels, and a long list of DUIs… We recommend NOT trying to keep up with her, ‘cause you’ve got no chance.
As living legends go, there aren’t many people who can compete with Bill Murray.
Not only does he turn up to random weddings, parties, and bar mitzvahs in his spare time, but he also tends bar when he’s bored.
And no matter what anybody orders, he serves them tequila shots… Sounds like our kind of bartender.
When your breakfast consists of three Scotches, two vodkas, and a rum-filled Mojito, then you can maybe be nominated for the crown of party animal of the year.
But until then, leave that title to legends like boozehound book-penner Ernest Hemingway.
Ah, remember the good ol’ days?
You know, when Paris Hilton was the original how-is-she-even-famous reality celeb. And you were well jel, because partying all-day everyday was basically her job description and Kim Kardashian was her stylist/slave.
We kinda miss ‘em.
With the unique ability to make even your childhood teddy bear seem NSFW, you can’t seriously think you party harder than Miley Cyrus.
Now, let’s have a moment of silence in honour of her long-gone Disney image. RIP Hannah Montana and all she held dear.
If you’d love nothing more than a chance to party with all these inebriant celebs…
Join us for our BIGGEST ever party this bank holiday – where we’ll be giving you a formal introduction to our glorious new cocktails… For THREE WHOLE days.
And while we can’t promise that all these celebs will show up, we can guarantee there’ll be cocktail sampling, delicious canapés and some super fancy fun times all round.
Better yet, if you book in advance for Friday 25th August, we’ll introduce you to our seriously suave new serves will a FREE round of cocktails for you and your mates!