It doesn’t matter what you do on the date as long as you’re together. Right?
Like, a trip to Paris is all well and good but a Bargain Bucket for 2 also works… yeah?
Erm… nah. Not quite.
Hopeless romantics and people who cry at Love Actually would have you think this, but they’re wrong. So bloody wrong. In short, the date idea matters a LOT. Gulp.
Fear not, we’ve come together to take you through the worst-of-the-worst when it comes to date ideas so you don’t end up single AF. Please don’t try these at home.
A Groupon deal for ‘Snooker with Chips and Soft Drink’
The only people bending at the waist with this kind of a date will be the snooker players.
Tickets to see Dynamo that are actually from 2005
Now, while Dynamo can probs travel back in time, we’re fairly confident you’re going to struggle.
A date like this is deffo going to make your love life an illusion.
Visiting a dead relative’s graveside
Okay, you want to show your sensitive side. Got it.
Ever considered just sticking on Marley & Me? Please?
Make sure any flower bouquets are lovingly presented to boo, instead of being laid on the cold, hard ground… You absolute weirdo.
Attending your ex’s birthday party
Oh, the humanity.
Are you the type of person who roots for memory loss while watching Finding Dory?
Well, this is the perfect date idea for you.
Don’t fancy losing bae this Valentine’s Day?
Well, we’ve got you covered. Forget these awful date ideas and treat ‘em to a romantic dinner at Revolution. We’ll be dimming the lights and turning up the Barry White… check out our food menu to start feeling the lurvvve and get booking!