Youthful innocence. Unbridled joy. Warm, wholesome happiness. That’s what Christmas is all about, right?
So WHY in the name of Little Saint Nick would anyone want to design decorations that would give even The Grinch nightmares?
Well, people are weird. And they make weird, hellish ornaments seemingly with the sole purpose of destroying the spirit of the season. Here are some of the very worst.
1. In your face, Santa
How did the design meeting go for this?
‘You know what things we should combine? The most revered feelgood figure of our time, and the bog.’
‘GREAT. Get it done.’
Oh wait, this kind of things never start with design meetings, do they?
2. Creating special mammaries
Don’t get us wrong, the human body is a wondrous, beautiful thing.
But that doesn’t mean you should make a Christmas ornament inspired by bits of it.
You start down that road and you’d probably end up with some ridiculous half-naked man/fish hybrid bauble.
No, that would be too far. Wouldn’t it?
4. No, it’s spelt S-A-N-T-A
Well, these aren’t completely and utterly terrifying are they?
No nightmare material here at all. Just a pair of lovable devil baubles. Sleep well, kids!
5. Bless us, every one
Okay, so this decoration might be a little bit broken. But still, the sheer poetry of the scene can’t be denied.
6. Are you shore?
You remember Jersey Shore, don’t you? Of course you do.
And you want to be reminded of its utter awfulness every time you look at your Christmas tree, correct? Say no more fam.
7. Santa, baby
Okay, that’s it, we’re done. This has all gone too far. You people are sick and you need help.
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