Sure, spiders can be scary. And yeah, clowns too. The loneliness of the human condition? Truly terrifying stuff.
But nothing, we say NOTHING, compares to the fear that comes with being the only person at pre-drinks with Spotify premium and knowing that you have a 53-minute playlist of Avril Lavigne’s saddest songs.
Complicated, When You’re Gone, that one about a ‘damn cold night’, the whole bleedin’ shebang.
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