Did you know that the average British person consumes 6,000 calories on Christmas day? Damn, we are SHOOK. That’s a lotta food. *munches on mince pie* *sips hot choccy* *reaches for extra pigs in blankets*
Christmas dinner is the most important meal of the year. FACT. So make sure you do it right.
Luckily for you, we throw an AH-mazing, drool-worthy Christmas dinner with all the trimmings that will absolutely smash your Mum’s out of the park (but defs don’t tell her that ).
So without further ado, here’s a rundown of why Christmas parties at Revolution are guaranteed to put the brussel in your sprout (IDK either).
WARNING: This blog will make you hungry.
You’ve been starving all day waiting for this moment. You’re all still relatively sober (apart from that one uncle). But more than anything, you’ve never been more impatient to dig in.
And seeing as we’ve all completely overdone it on the starter at least one year (read: every year), we’ve brought some wonderfully light, completely refreshing festive classics to kick off your feast.
Think lip-smackingly good Pulled Ham Terrine with sourdough toast and piccalilli. The irresistible classic that is King Prawn and Virgin Mary Cocktail. Or really wake up your taste buds like never before with our delicious Avocado and Blush Orange Salad.
Whether you consider turkey your one and only bae, think beef is the only meat you need for mains, or just absolutely LIVE for the trimmings… We’ve got you covered this Christmas.
Seriously, with our super-fresh Grilled Wild Hake for the seafood lovers, our Roasted Romano Peppers for the vegetarians in your fam, AND our perfectly slow-cooked Short Rib of Beef, prepare to feel like your Christmases have all come at once right here.
And for your traditional AF Dad, get ordering him our Roast Turkey Ballotine. With the most tender roast turkey you’ve ever tasted, hearty chorizo stuffing, gravy AND goose fat roast potatoes, this is Christmas dinner like momma used to make, just loads better (but we won’t tell if you don’t!).
Now, you might usually prefer to fill up on 27 roast potatoes instead of a Christmas treat, but it’s safe to say our desserts are worth saving room/unbuckling your belt for.
In fact, they’re so damn good, we recommend ordering every single last one of ‘em.
Start with our boozy, classic Christmas pudding smothered with ginger biscuit custard. Then feel wonderfully indulgent with our Chocolate Brownie, a winter warmer served with cream and plenty of salted caramel. Or get a taste of the Christmas spirit with our rich Gin ‘N’ Juice Cheesecake, lovingly topped with all your favourite sweet berries.
And for a dessert to end all desserts? Look no further than our delicious Chocolate and Raspberry Bake. Packed full of fruity berries, with an indulgent prosecco sorbet, for a festive treat that’s a complete gift to your taste buds.
Look, we all LOVE spending time with our family.
The memories. The unspoken bond. The way every family member reminds you of the most awkward moments of your life like they’re Harry Hill presenting a Christmas special of You’ve Been Framed.
So, with this in mind, if you really don’t think you can handle two sit-down dinners with your fam this season… You need our Christmas Buffet in your life.
And with Prawn & Virgin Mary Cocktail, Houmous & Veg Batons, and more pigs in blankets than you can shake a chipolata sausage wrapped in streaky bacon at, this is one Christmas Buffet you’ll never forget. And make sure you leave room a little room for our Strawberry Snowmen with fresh cream filling and gooey Chocolate Cherry Brownie with a cheeky Handcrafted Flavour Shot.
Well, this all sounds pretty darn delicious. So give us a jingle bell if you fancy having a cracking, lip-smacking Christmas party with us.
All this talk of Christmas dinner has got us pretty starvin’ – so we’re off to Greggs for a cheeky sausage roll. See ya.