We’re the gold standard in partying, and we’re likely to be even 30 years from now.
That’s why we’ve decided to hazard a guess at what Christmas parties are gonna be like in 2047.
After all, it’s planning like this that keeps us so ahead of the game.
Super Speed Transport
Uber? Oh, that’s so 2017.
Put away your iPhone 23S as there’s actually self-driving cars and roads were demolished in 2040.
So, it’s goodbye holiday traffic frustrations and hello to spending extra time with those relatives who you just love to hate. Seasons greetings!
Christmas Food Shopping is Now Extinct
‘Pfft, you still go to Tesco Extra-Extra-Extra to buy your Christmas Turkey and pay £5 for a bag?’
‘Well, I just went to the fridge and everything was already there.’
No, online food shopping hasn’t just stepped up a gear whereby the delivery guy actually comes into your house and puts the food away, rather than just dumping it on your doorstep, food teleportation has now been invented.
King William’s Christmas Day Speech
King William, now bald as a coot, in his 64th year and still absolutely adored by the world. Meanwhile, the 33-year-old dream-boat bachelor that is Prince George will be getting every supermodel under his holographic-mistletoe.
Bloody hell! Christmas Decorations have changed
Forget the shedding pine needles or the dreaded trip up to the loft, we guarantee that Christmas decorations will now appear when and where you want them to, with absolutely no mess.
Who will be Christmas number one in 2047?
If the charts still exist, you can guarantee that Eric Cowell, the son of Lord Simon, will be at the forefront of the pop industry, albeit still carry his father’s legacy of high-waisted jeans, aviator sunglasses and unusual shaved middle-parting.
Better still, did you hear the news that 96-year-old Sir Bob Geldof wants the guys back together to record Band Aid 60?
Christmas parties at Revolution in 2047
Obviously, Christmas parties at Revolution are as well-established as the Queen’s (ahem, King’s) Speech now, but in 2047 we wonder whether everyone else will have had enough time to catch us up. With self-service bars, and money all digital, there’s no need to search for change, queue up or even open your mouth to order food or drink (or anything for that matter).
But forget 2047, if you’re still wondering how to spend Christmas in 2017…
We’ve got you covered. Whether you want a work Christmas do with all the trimmings, or just a feel-good festive treat with friends, book your Christmas party right this second and our party-planning elves will sort the rest.
And did we mention we make a meal cocktail too?